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Song: Talk Leedle To Me
Artist: Jason Derulo ft. Patrick Star
Album: You're Welcome
Played: 1,180,705 times.

the-monster-you-think-i-am:

jazzleberry:

luigilovescake:

augustotter:

Talk Leedle To Me

(I have no regrets.)

hHELP IM FUCKIGN DYING
O H MY GOD

THIS WAS SO MUCH GREATER THAN I EXPECTED

I’M CHOKING

480,579 plays

d-meanor:

this vine saved me

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner
27,469 plays

validx2:

Right before your grand parents make love

478,195 plays

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

99,718 plays

resurgance:

IM FUKING SCREAMING OMG

1,714,809 plays

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

1,047,546 plays

I miss club-penguin-prostitute

I miss club-penguin-prostitute

  #my face    #i haven't seen my bee in a month    #selfie    #me  

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

ethicalbutchering:

but like why has no one made a tv show about a bored 1950s housewife who takes up murdering people as a hobby

*takes up lottery habit to produce such a show*

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

assballconnector:

crimewave420:

does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”

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  #theeohnoyoudidnts    #i feel like youd like this mika