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adventuresof a pessimist
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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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buttercakesandteacafe:

wwitchofthewilds:

nihtendo:

daenerys-stormbitch:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 

Also its HIGHLY OFFENSIVE to breathe AIR because you MIGHT OFFEND people who identify as AIR or OXYGENKIN

THIS IS A COMPLETELY 100% REAL POST

*Stomps on the fucking grass*

buttercakesandteacafe:

wwitchofthewilds:

nihtendo:

daenerys-stormbitch:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 

Also its HIGHLY OFFENSIVE to breathe AIR because you MIGHT OFFEND people who identify as AIR or OXYGENKIN

THIS IS A COMPLETELY 100% REAL POST

*Stomps on the fucking grass*

  #people give me a headache  

boom-dash:

blond-o-sonicscrewdriver:

papermategirl:

hi:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING

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Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs. 

I guess he’s just Mr Kr now

It’s Sonic Boom all over again.

lindsaylohoean:

me when a hot person accidentally touches me

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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

  #me to the max  

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

shingekinokyojinheaven:

jjsmybae:

Imagine one day you see something trending that say r.i.p. Nash and Hayes and all of the other boys are tweeting sad stuff and you soon realize that the two boys had gotten into a fatal car crash while Nash was driving back after deciding to go and surprise Hayes and being him back with him and the other boys didn’t know what to do with themselves and cam was destroyed because part of his family died.

ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

showersofoaths:

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

shoatgeep:

he is drowning